We are building the revolutionary AI-powered & truly decentralized cross-chain Web3 protocol *
* No, we are not. We could promise you that we are working on the very impressive and unique AI ecosystem, but we aren’t fucking liars. Sorry.
And of course we are running this motherfucking Social Airdrop Contest™! Don’t miss your chance to fuck-up!
Ever wanted a token as aimless as your last Zoom meeting? $AISHIT utility coin is powered by nothing and does nothing too. It’s a building block of nothing and nothing is fueled by $AISHIT.
We are proud of our deep-learning blockchain-based fully decentralized AI Web3 ecosystem. The only problem with it is that this shit doesn’t exist yet, and will hardly ever exist.
Fuck you, that’s why.
But look – we bought this WordPress template and used ChatGPT for writing texts to impress you with our AI shit that’s worth nothing.
You shouldn’t be hunting for this AI coin. No, really, you shouldn’t go and check our AI coin airdrop contest if you don’t want to participate in the crazy airdrop. Don’t even think about it.
No, of course you can’t stake AISHIT. Yet. Because we are too lazy to implement this shit. But we may add staking functionality in future. Some part of the left-over rewards pot will be distributed to each staking wallet every time new crappy AI project appears on CoinMarketCap TOP100 list. Or maybe won’t be distributed. Fuck knows.
And yes, don’t forget – you can’t use this token anywhere else, too.
Just like in any other life-changing AI project, our token is not launched yet. Because fuck it. But we’ll choose some cheap blockchain, not very decentralized though. Perfect fit for AI!
BTW how many non-working crypto AI projects have you seen around recently? Ohhh, YES! You go to multi-billion cap AI project’s website, see some beautiful errors, and get the fuck out of there. How awesome is that? Excellent!
Of course AISHIT coin isn’t worthy of your attention. But hey, there’s more! We even have some highlights!
You don’t need to understand what is AI and how it works to get some AISHIT. Well, most likely you don’t need it at all TBH.
It’s the first crypto project ever since which follows real whitepaper movement. Because we care a lot about your investment.
After our smart contracts are deployed to blockchain, they can’t be changed (probably). Don’t worry about things you can’t change.
AISHIT is not just a simple token.* It utilises all the cutting-edge blockchain technologies and uses all possible crypto buzzwords in its descriptions. AI & a bit of metaverse.
* Yes, it is. Almost.
Once in a while some of your tokens can be transferred to some random people. No, it’s not a Robin-Hood style game. We’ll just put this into the AISHIT smart contract for no reason. Because we can. This shit will normally happen on each token transfer – 1% of the AISHIT tokens you send to someone actually goes to pseudo-random hodler wallet. Yes, on each fucking token transfer.
AISHIT coin smart contracts won’t be audited by any trustable auditors. Rug pull may happen in a case if there are also some bugs in tokens-lock smart contracts which allow founders to withdraw their fucking tokens whenever they want. But AISHIT is so shitty that even this won’t ever happen. Most likely.
| AISHIT Coin | Any other crypto project ATM | |
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| Has a website |  |
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| Is very AI | |
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| Going to have a coin | |
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| Project has nothing except for whitepaper | |
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| AI becuase using ChatGPT | |
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| “AI” keyword in whitepaper | |
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| Lies you that they are building something |  |
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| Wants to collect some cash from VCs and investors during presale and then fuck up everything | |
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* All the shitonomics are subject to change in the future.
… and you don’t even give a fuck that we have 105% of tokens in this chart.
Because there’s an error somewhere and we can’t find it. You shouldn’t worry about things you can’t fix, right? Nevermind.
If you have scrolled until here (accidentally or intentionally), you deserve to know that we’ll give away 1% of all our tokens supply to one fucking lucky wallet. Is this not fare? Sure! What did you expect from this shit?
We’ll possibly trigger our special smart contract right after TGE. Chances are that it will select one pseudo-random wallet from all of the participants and lock 10,000,000 AISHIT tokens for it (with some short cliff & 1 year vesting).
All other less lucky bastards will share an airdrop of 40,000,000 AISHIT in proportion of collected shit-points among all the participants.
If you don’t want to participate in this useless contest, you just don’t go and don’t start doing this social bullshit.
Our team works hard. Yes, we have a team.
Here we have generated some non-existing faces and fake names using free services available on the Internet.
This guy looks serious, so we decided to put him as CEO. Since this person doesn’t exist, we don’t have links to his social profiles.
Jan rocks tech world every day! He also has 15 PhDs in machine learning & AI fields and now tries to understand how blockchain works. Socials? Well… Same as for Nat.
What a strange name… Nevermind. Obie is a hardcore developer, knows how to copy-paste code from StackOverflow. He has no social networks, because he doesn’t want to.
Knows how to put an ad into any ad-free hole. Just learned how to create bots for Telegram and now spams all the fucking crypto groups with links to our website. Don’t ask for socials, please.
Who the fuck is this guy? Nobody gives a damn, since he’s AISHIT coin board advisor. Do you question his authority? How dare you?
Yet another non-existing person. AISHIT coin is a very serious project which will change the world (not), so we need to have at least 2 advisors.
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